The Hormone Guide
The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
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What’s for |
Can I help you |
Where would you like |
Here, have some wine. |
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Are you |
You sure |
WOW! Look at you! |
Here, have some wine |
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What are you so worked up about? |
Could we be |
Here’s my paycheck. |
Here, have some wine. |
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Should you be |
You know, there are |
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? |
Here, have some wine. |
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What did you |
I hope you didn’t |
I’ve always loved you |
Here, have some wine. |
13 Things PMS Stands For
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me Sweets
7.. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one :
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Forward this information to all of your friends and those who might need a good laugh.
and men who need a warning.
And, have some wine.
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